Office Party Secret Santa: A Poem

At least they had the decencyTo hold the office Christmas partyDuring work hours, though we'd probablyAll be celebrating even moreIf we got to head out those doorsA little early, even four o'clock would be fineThis place takes up enough of our timeAs it is, but I can't complainFor Secret Santa, I drew his nameI got... Continue Reading →

Christmas Countdown: A Poem

Twelve shopping days left to Christmas But get your online orders in now You'll have to cross your fingers And hope the gifts arrive somehow Eleven sequins missing From your ugly Christmas sweater You shouldn't have put it in the wash But at least now it smells better Ten holiday recipes You said that you... Continue Reading →

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